Good evening everyone. This is Jaxson Hunter, and I'm joined by Jody Wilson, who is having me do everything on here, seeing he's a dinosaur and doesn't know how to use this type of new fangled technology. Basically, if it was up to him, he'd let you all know this type of stuff chiseling it out on a stone tablet.
And for those that are interested, he did just smack me upside the head for those commentary.
We'll be getting started in just a moment.
Alright, let me explain how this will work. We have the most state of the art technology to pick these people randomly. Basically, eight pieces of torn paper with eight names on them thrown into what I believe is an old shoe box. Like I said, we spared no expense on this drawing.
The first two people picked will be a team. The next two people drawn will face them in the first round. And so on and so forth.
So without any further ado, we're ready to draw the very first name.
And that name is...
Jared James!!!
Jared must be sitting on pins and needles on who his partner is. The right partner could be a straight shot to the championship or be disaster from the start.
And Jared's tag team partner will be...
Oh...this just got interesting...
THE PEACH STATE CHAMPION....KIDD KABOOM!!!
So the first team is Team Alliteration: Jared James and Kidd Kaboom. Let's see who their opponents are.
The first person is...
"The People's Choice" August Joyce!!!
Joyce picked up a huge victory over Kimba Seanoa this past weekend at No Excuses. A win that has put Kimba Seanoa out of Peach State Wrestling apparently. Now let's see who Joyce's partner will be.
Oh...another interesting partner...
Jace Parker Davidson!
August Joyce and Jace Parker Davidson should make a very interesting team. They face the Peach State Champion, Kidd Kaboom, and Jared James in the first round of the tag team title tournament. What makes it even more interesting is that means Jace Parker Davidson could very well be forced to face his long time partner in Ascended Supremacy, Tara Michaels, in the final round.
But enough of that, let's find out who's next. The next person will be...
Oh god...I'm just going to apologize to anyone who gets paired up with this guy.
John Empires!
We're already seeing an explosion from one of the teams over on Twitter, as Kidd Kaboom and Jared James are going back and forth. I asked why the hell did Jody hire James if he had such a piss poor attitude about things, and Jody just told me he doesn't pay a guy for his personality. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how well Jared and Kaboom work as a team, because right now, Jace might have been right in his prediction in that Jared and Kaboom are going to be an easy win.
Now let's find out who has the unfortunately role of being paired up with John Empires.
That honor goes to...Dixie Leigh!
Which means, I don't even have to draw the final two...because there are only two names left.
That means both Trenton Williams and Tara Michaels will be paired up together.
Talk about some of the most interesting tag teams ever. First we'll see Jared James and Kidd Kaboom take on Jace Parker Davidson and August Joyce. Then we'll see John Empires and Dixie Leigh face Trenton Williams and Tara Michaels. The two winning tag teams will face off for the Peach State Tag Team Championship.
I have no clue what to expect for June Jam. All I know is that it will be very, very interesting.
I'm Jaxson Hunter, joined by Jody Wilson, wishing everyone a good night...and let the chaos begin! See you at June Jam everyone.
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